10 Dumbest Laws Of New York City

  • Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
  • You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
  • It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
  • Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
  • A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
  • It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
  • The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
  • New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
  • A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
  • While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
  • Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

One Response to “10 Dumbest Laws Of New York City”

  1. Frank Says:

    Wow, if even half of these were true, this would have been really funny.

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