- Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
- You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
- It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
- Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
- New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
- A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
- While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
- Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
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November 14th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Wow, if even half of these were true, this would have been really funny.